Who Am I?

I'm just a guy, sitting in front of a computer, asking it to do tricks.

• Cloud-native staff engineer @ BlueApron
• Big fan of steak 🥩
• Known for picking heavy things up and putting them down with varying degrees of success

Voted #1 Dad in the tri-room area 2019-present 🏆

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